MOAR essential questions for the world of warcraft:

1) If a tree casts lifebloom while alone in the forest, is anybody healed?

2) Do Gilneans' legs twitch when you scratch their backs?

3) Will WoW Insider follow Blizzard's lead and institute a WI Cash Shoppe? You know, pay $$ to have a Queue question answered, or pay to place a screenshot of your character on a class column, or even pay wow gold to put your Kitteh Picture at the top of the Q?

4) What does this look like to you? No, not that, this... does this look infected to you?

5) Will we ever see a way to screen players before a random dungeon or LFR? You know, like, "You must be THIS sober or NOT stoned to Raid"

6) When will the next expansion come out?

7) When will 5.4 come out?

8) When will Ragnarok end?

9) Why, oh why, oh why-oh, did i ever leave Ohio?

10) Seriously, is Blizzard All-Stars the BIGGEST TROLL EVAH by Blizzard? Really? Cmon, Really? Like, ya know?