The warden get jealous and tells you.
There’s no shark fishing on the pier.
A kingfish rig. ????

Posted Thu Oct 19, 2023 10:22 am




Let’s do our wash together.


Posted Thu Oct 19, 2023 11:51 am

Come to my house, watch the game. That’s my friend he’s a bookie.
I was the last graduating class of the 9th grade at 119, that’s 91.
I went into high school as a sophomore. His high grades allowed
him to go to any high school he wants. I’m in walking distance to
Cleveland, he’s not. I hope I didn’t make you feel uncomfortable.
That bookie lost so bad they forced him to close. It has nothing
to do with me. We only take cash upfront bets. Who am I?



I got my car repossessed.



The lawyer at the divorce. Where’s the diamond ring?



Where did you get the money for the reception? He never graduated high school.
Now follow them around and have them make decisions for you.

Posted Fri Oct 20, 2023 8:32 am

He’s running the bleachers.


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lz_haN_YkvQ







Keep stirring, I’m stirring.



She has her sea legs. Listen to your father.



Until further instructions.
They’re ringing a warning bell in my car as they’re
hovering over my head and I’m doing 50 mph.

Posted Fri Oct 20, 2023 2:11 pm

My back hurts.



Nancy shows up.

https://youtu.be/LH2qZEsiC6E?si=2tdtN8-p6XM3xJZD

Port stern to the bow. Shot under, before I can get around and shot back.
Ended up stern starboard. In and out about 3 times.

https://youtu.be/hIh3Mxtz310?si=pYNDBbncUGV2TX-e

I grabbed it by the tail. I wasn’t strong enough to flip it over.
Grabbed it by the Gil. The hook popped out. I let it go.
Hats off to Shriners for putting me on the fish.



Yeah we gave her blow. Nerve altering

Posted Fri Oct 20, 2023 3:21 pm

Posted Fri Oct 20, 2023 6:55 pm

I’m the super, I’m the day doorman, I’m the porter. I’m the second handyman.
I’m the day time relief (bob), I’m the evening elevator operator. Addiction



You don’t have what I’m looking for.

Posted Fri Oct 20, 2023 7:03 pm







Posted Fri Oct 20, 2023 7:34 pm

Hugel


Posted Fri Oct 20, 2023 8:36 pm

Posted Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:06 pm

Hugel











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Posted Sat Oct 21, 2023 11:40 am



Big brother we got big plans for fat Joe.
We’re going to buy his sister in law a wig
and put her on the street to pay for his
doctor bills.


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Posted Sat Oct 21, 2023 3:51 pm



Fill the pint glass up with water. Drink it all. Fill it up again with water.
Drink it all again. You lost your mind. I have to pee like a race horse.

Posted Sun Oct 22, 2023 8:26 am



She doesn’t need money. Comes from a wealthy family. Her highly
educated family had her experience certain things that happened
to others that were less fortunate. Her thought process didn’t
handle it well. This experience gave her a major set back and
fortunate enough not allowing her to judge others without knowing.
This doesn’t make sense. For sale $1,000,000 - sold - I don’t need it.
Who needs it?

Posted Sun Oct 22, 2023 11:39 am



A while back this guy tells me he can get me a great discount
on a flight through his union. I said what airlines? After I
found out I asked my other friend that lives where I’m looking
to vacation. After he told me I immediately booked it. The
original fella that offered looks like hell. I don’t need to be around
a group of people that look like . . . . .



I don’t board the plane with my fishing boots.

Posted Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:51 am

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